Well, it seems I'm not so strange after all. Further to my post on sexy science, I now give you 'exhibit A' ladies and gentlemen:
This t-shirt made me laugh so much I actually stopped breathing momentarily. Don't worry though, I'm fine (physically, if not mentally).
Despite it's entertainment value, I won't be buying it. Partly because I would struggle to fit a single boob into it but also, and more importantly, because I'm not sure I want to declare this particular love to the streets of Cardiff just yet.