tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15473313396115951512024-03-14T06:41:39.222+00:00Pervy Winds & Other MinutiaeRandom musings from the head of a relative nobody.Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.comBlogger106125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-77077154489609097672012-06-15T22:19:00.003+01:002012-07-02T09:46:06.983+01:00A Million Tones of Rage<span style="font-size: medium;">Only 2 months ago I <a href="http://lanyb.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/rekindled-passion.html">expressed my horror</a> at the rise in literary erotica. Now look what you all went and did...</span><br />
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6eYTOoT2d5s/T9ukyeOHF3I/AAAAAAAAAWs/7eBFh7uMLMo/s1600/fifty-shades-of-grey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6eYTOoT2d5s/T9ukyeOHF3I/AAAAAAAAAWs/7eBFh7uMLMo/s200/fifty-shades-of-grey.jpg" width="129" /></a><span style="font-size: medium;">Unless you’ve been living under a rock, in a cave, at the bottom of the sea, you’ll have noticed that the world seems to have gone buck daft for a series of 'books' called “Fifty Shades of Grey” or, as I shall be referring to them from now on, “Fifty Shades of Shite (Shame on You)”. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Let me make it clear from the start, this is a very biased, uninformed rant. I haven’t read the ‘books’ and I won’t be reading the ‘books’. The reasons I haven’t submitted to the particular charms of "The Fifty Shades of Shite (Shame on You)" trilogy are manifold and include: </span><br />
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<li><span style="font-size: medium;">I don’t tend to read porn </span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: medium;">I definitely don’t read porn than started life as a Twilight fanfiction! </span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: medium;">I don’t particularly enjoy reading books that haven’t been edited. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: medium;">I definitely don’t enjoy reading non edited twilight porn that promotes sexually submissive relationships to tweens that have simply run out of copies of Robert Pattison’s Unauthorised Biography to paw over. </span></li>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">There are other reasons but I think I’ll stick to those for now. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">If you do happen to have been living under a rock, in a cave, at the bottom of the sea, then let me enlighten you a little. From the many many many reviews, facebook status updates, tweets, and blogs posts I have skimmed and skipped, I have sketched the following brief synopsis:</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">“50 Shades of Shite (Shame on You)” is a Mills & Boon (aka Granny Porn) style ‘book’ that charts the romantic relationship of a multibillionaire entrepreneur (Christian Grey) and a shy young virgin girl. Unfortunately love is never straight forward is it? Yes, our devilishly handsome, unfathomably rich, brooding hero has a bit of a quirk. He just so happens to be heavily into S&M and submissive relationships. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Never fear, our beautiful Adonis, with the extremely large wallet can easily take care of that pesky virginity thing so our couple can get down to the real stuff of true relationships . Bring on the gag! Whips and chains can still lead to a loving relationship however. You know as long as you shut the fuck up and do what you’re told. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">I’m well aware that I shouldn’t judge what I haven’t read but you know what? I don’t need to read something to know that’s it not my thing. I don’t read erotica, I never have. It’s not that I object to sex in books. I just don’t read books for sexual titillation. So erotica has never appealed to me. Also, from (the admittedly little) erotica I have had the misfortune to read, the quality leans towards the bleeding awful. </span><br />
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ad42JqmIoQM/T9umTy489NI/AAAAAAAAAXE/fp8XaXeDMZY/s1600/fifty-shades-of-grey-monday-erotica-workplace-ecards-someecards.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="177" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ad42JqmIoQM/T9umTy489NI/AAAAAAAAAXE/fp8XaXeDMZY/s320/fifty-shades-of-grey-monday-erotica-workplace-ecards-someecards.png" width="320" /></a><span style="font-size: medium;">These ‘books’ appear to be nothing more than porn for bored housewives and the tweens of ‘generation sex’ who consider themselves so sexually forward they idolise a virgin vampire that refuses to sleep with his girlfriend until they are married (also, he might you know, break her). Yep, way to push the limits next generation. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Like I said, I have no problem with sex in books what I have a problem with is shite writing making it to the top of best seller list. What I have a problem with is friends approaching me with<i> “Hey, you read books. Have you read these Christian Grey books, they’re amazing?”</i> A very special mention here to the lovely friend who approached me yesterday with <i>“Hey have you read these Fifty Shades of Grey books? I was reading it last night and thought of you. I thought God, Elaine would hate this”</i>. Mystery friend, I love you for that. </span><br />
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<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pdUjV01cBpA/T9upGgc9BII/AAAAAAAAAXQ/vZqvKZ64Geo/s1600/sistersbrothers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pdUjV01cBpA/T9upGgc9BII/AAAAAAAAAXQ/vZqvKZ64Geo/s320/sistersbrothers.jpg" width="212" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ax4b1yGU5vc/T9umD22ZE9I/AAAAAAAAAW8/XkwBvVSE1Ps/s1600/50card2.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"></a><span style="font-size: medium;">One thing that I have found strange about the whole phenomena is why people are admitting to reading them? As far I am aware most women of my acquaintance are not spending their evenings reading Mills & Boon, so why these? I admit they’ve got appealing covers but so has 'The Sisters Brothers' (and I guarantee you it’s a much better read). Also, didn't sexual proclivities use to be a private thing? Did I miss the memo that stated all sexual desires must be acknowledged, in detail on my Facebook timeline?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Anyway, I have to admit I feel better for getting that off my chest. I can maybe face the world (and eventually Facebook) for having ranted. All that’s left to say is if you have been affected by any of the issues raised in today’s post, then there is a solution … </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">HAVE SOME SEX. It’s clearly been too long for you.
</span>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-75994192551320880162012-05-08T15:55:00.001+01:002012-05-08T17:27:50.838+01:0021st Century Withdrawal<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Horror of almighty horrors! Last week my mobile phone
broke. I worked out it wasn’t working
quite quickly but it took the guy in Carphone Warehouse about 40 minutes to declare
that yes, indeed it was having issues and would have to be sent away for
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<span style="font-size: medium;">I was advised that while it could take up to 28 days it
would probably only be 2-3 weeks. Not a
problem I thought, I’m a grown up and can surely survive a few weeks without my
phone. Besides, I was getting a ‘courtesy’
phone so all would be right in the world.
Then the young lad produced my courtesy phone, or as I have christened
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Turns out my courtesy phone is well, just that, a
phone. I can call people and if I have a
half hour to spare I can also contemplate sending a text. No games, no internet, and no social media. As I walked out of the shop I had a moment of
realisation. My life was on my
phone. My diary, all my contacts, pictures
of very random stuff, not to mention my Twitter, Facebook, email and random
notes of interest (or at least to me). What the hell was I going to do?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">The first couple of days are always the hardest. Quitting the world of modern mobile living
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Days 1-2 Denial: </b>A
low point. I kept randomly picking ‘the beast’ up to check e-mail, twitter or
some other such thing only to remember that it won’t do any of it. Days 1 & 2 also saw me resorting to randomly
pressing buttons because I couldn’t do anything else. Also kept going to take
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Day 3 Anger:</b> “What
am I going to do with this?”, “This fecking thing is going out the window”, “You pile of shite” all common phrases uttered
many times on day 3.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Day 4 Bargaining</b>: This was possibly the lowest point and included
a phonecall to Orange to see how much it would cost to get out of my contract,
browsing the net for temporary replacement phones and some rather shameless
husband flirtation to try and wrangle his phone from him.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Day 5 Depression:</b> “My social life is over” </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Day 6-7 Acceptance: </b>You know what? It’s not too bad. Me and ‘the beast’ are rubbing along nicely
together. He’s not a bad sort and in
fact I’d even say I’m beginning to like the little fella. He’s never needed charged and he has yet to
send an inappropriate text to the wrong person. Also, I’m quite enjoying being free from the
social media world. It’s peaceful now. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">So there you go. If
you find yourself disconnected from the 21<sup>st</sup> century it might bring
some sort of consolation to know you’re not alone. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">While the beast is proving to be a reliable and trustworthy
companion I am looking forward to getting my old phone back. At least for now I can relax and enjoy my
time removed from the modern world.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">One question that the whole saga has brought up though is at what point in my life did I become so reliant on technology? I'll have to remember to Google that when I get my old phone back.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">NB : There may be some traces of sarcasm in this post</span></div>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-54475139071869440512012-04-10T12:22:00.000+01:002012-04-10T12:27:37.270+01:00Rekindled Passion<br />
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If sales of ebooks are anything to go by then the rest of
the world also loves their kindles, although for very different reasons than me
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It appears that e-readers have sparked a rise in the sales
of erotica (or for those kidding themselves 'romance novels'). While I understand the anonymity
of a kindle means you can sit on the train reading anything you want without
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You don’t need to look at amazon’s top Kindle books list for
long before you encounter a bare chest or straining bosom. You know, this kind of thing:</div>
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Now I’m not a prude in anyway (at least I don’t think I am)
but I can think of nothing worse than reading badly written sex scenes (as
somewhat documented <a href="http://lanyb.blogspot.co.uk/2010/03/dead-awful.html">here</a>) . </div>
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There’s the old saying “never judge a book by a cover” but I
think in this case it’s perfectly acceptable to do precisely that. Really people? I understand everyone has different tastes
but for the love of God show some sort of discernment! </div>
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Just before Christmas I received an Amazon wishlist from
someone (that appears relatively normal on the outside) that was brimming with
this kind of crap. Needless to say they
didn’t get it. The thought of spending money
on it makes me shudder but it seems I’m in the minority here. As much as it pains me to say it this kind of
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Anyway I thought I would provide you with a brief rule of thumb
when sending me Amazon wishlists; if it looks like it heaving, sighing, or
engorged I won’t be buying it for you. You’ll
get this instead <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Art-Discernment-Decisions-Ignatian/dp/159471035X/ref=sr_1_25?ie=UTF8&qid=1334054306&sr=8-25">The Art of Discernment: Making Good Decisions in Your World ofChoices</a>.</div>
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Happy reading! </div>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-89516214502493370002012-02-28T15:43:00.001+00:002012-02-28T15:54:02.465+00:00Flight of Fancy<div class="MsoNormal">
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lot of TV. I have a selection of shows
that I watch on a weekly basis but on the whole that’s it. However what I do watch, I tend to love and
stick with. True Blood, Weeds and a show
that is rapidly becoming a mild obsession of mine, Flight of the
Conchords. </div>
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Now if you have never witnessed or heard of Flight of the
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Flight of the Conchords are a two man New Zealand ‘novelty’ band that
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The TV show is a very low budget musical comedy about the
two guys (Brett & Jermaine) living in New York trying to make something of
the band . They have hired a manager in
the form of Murray, who works for the New Zealand consulate in New York. A job that gives him plenty of free time to
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As well as Murray the band have a fan. Yep, that’s right, one fan, Mel and a friend
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Any and every member of the cast can (and will) burst into
song at any given moment which in my world, is just magic! The songs tend to parody
a particular artist or genre. We’ve had Prince, Bowie, Pet Shop
Boys, Opera and an entire episode based on West Side Story. </div>
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sympathetically when I mention this love of mine. So you can imagine how happy I was to hear
that Brett has just won an Oscar for best song!
OK it’s not a Conchords song BUT it is a Muppet's song which is almost as
good and it's a vindication of sorts!</div>
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The song, "Man or Muppet" is a gem and rather addictive so I won't post a link to the video or you'll be singing "am I man or am I Muppet" for the next few weeks. </div>
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With the introduction of the fantastic Sky Atlantic, Sky is getting shows in line (pretty much) with them being aired in America. A fantastic thing you might cry. About time, praise be & hallelujah. Unfortunately though I've found a bit of a glitch in this fantastic plan of theirs. You see it turns out American TV scheduling it <u><b>frickin crazy</b></u>!<br />
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A series of 12 episodes would run for 12 weeks you'd imagine. Allow a couple of weeks for holidays etc. and you're probably looking at a 14 week run, in this, the sensible land of TV scheduling. America though ....<br />
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Well lets take for instance, the fabulous "The Walking Dead". Series 2 of this great show started in Oct. Next Friday we are privileged enough to be presented with .......... episode 8! Yes ladies & gentlemen, that's four months and we've had 7 episodes.<br />
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<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pr7jOdVzcug/TzWrvn35MgI/AAAAAAAAASQ/D4RekJkS9tY/s1600/walkingdead.php.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="177" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pr7jOdVzcug/TzWrvn35MgI/AAAAAAAAASQ/D4RekJkS9tY/s320/walkingdead.php.jpg" width="320" /></a> You see we had a couple of weeks off for thanksgiving and then over a month for the Christmas period. Don't worry though we were left on a cliffhanger after mid season finale!<br />
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MID SEASON FINALE?!?! What the f*ck is that? I'm not entirely sure it's possible to have an ENDING HALF WAY THROUGH!<br />
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So what's the alternative. Well if Sky returned to normal it would mean we would be about 9 months to a year behind US schedules but is that such a bad thing? <br />
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KLNL-PPHddA/TzWwI5S26BI/AAAAAAAAASY/cR3c6kPTuFs/s1600/600full-true-blood-poster.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KLNL-PPHddA/TzWwI5S26BI/AAAAAAAAASY/cR3c6kPTuFs/s320/600full-true-blood-poster.jpg" width="246" /></a>Actually yes, yes it is. One of my favourite shows (as I may have <a href="http://lanyb.blogspot.com/2010/09/fangtasy-lover.html">mentioned previously</a>) is True Blood. It's been forever since series 4 aired in the US and I have been frantically trying to avoid spoilers since then. Thankfully though series 4 started on Sky this week and what a corker it was. <br />
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We had fairies, witches, a shape shifter anger management meeting and what appears to be a demonic baby decapitating Barbie dolls! That's just bloody amazing.<br />
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As for the scheduling debacle. I really don't know what's best. Wait and watch like a normal person or put up with schizophrenic American scheduling. As I intend to watch episode 8 of Walking Dead I think I've made my decision already. I'm still allowed to complain though, right?<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Ps. I'm ridiculously proud of the title of this particular post! </span>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-27815248617796379672012-02-11T09:00:00.000+00:002012-02-12T12:14:22.379+00:00Comedy Dickabout<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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The fabulous Rhod Gilbert hosts a monthly "Comedy Playground" (rebranded by Rhod after only 2 nights as Comedy Dickabout) at The Globe in Cardiff. The lovely <a href="http://roathcardiff.net/" target="_blank">RoathCardiff.net</a> asked me to write a review of last months show and lo and behold you can find it <a href="http://roathcardiff.net/2012/02/03/comedy-playground-the-globe/" target="_blank">here!</a><br />
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If you live in or just happen to be around Cardiff. I heartily suggest going!Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-88074446600311142542012-02-10T17:05:00.002+00:002012-02-12T12:18:17.544+00:00Can't Put A Good Read DownIn between painting and covering everything in the house with masking tape, I've been doing but one thing.... Posting on <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/" target="_blank">Good Reads</a> .<br />
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<br />Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-80074362651382326962011-12-21T16:15:00.001+00:002011-12-21T17:38:11.156+00:00There May Be Trouble AheadWell ladies and gentlemen, it has been a while hasn't it? I am in fact still here and still breathing. Life*, Work** & sheer laziness*** have kept me from keeping you informed of my comings and goings. With that in mind then it's clearly got to be something really special to have lured me back onto my poor neglected blog and boy would you be right. Yes world, It appears I have a new musical love.<br />
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If you know my father (and I know some of you do) you'll know 4 things about him:<br />
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<li>His hair is just crazy (to the point of madness) </li>
<li>He's amazing (to the point of madness)</li>
<li>He's fair (to the point madness) </li>
<li>He can sense whether something is great, or shite, in about 2 seconds flat</li>
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Now I'm not claiming to have inherited all of these characteristics but two I definitely have. Point 4 thankfully is one of them. I know virtually instantly if I'm going to love or hate something, especially when it comes to music. As an example, when I was 18 I once bought three albums by an artist based on a 5 second snippet of song I heard on a TV programme. After listening to them, I was vindicated and in fact still own (and listen to) the three albums today. <br />
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I can't even count how many times my husband has scolded me for spontaneously downloading albums in the middle of things, based on snippets of songs I've overheard. I stand by it though. I've rarely, if ever, been wrong! My latest find however is a real corker.<br />
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Sky Arts played sets from most of the major festivals this year and one of the sets included a couple of songs from soul rock band Vintage Trouble. After about 30 seconds I turned to Bryan and decreed that they were good. A few minutes later I had acquired the album and my great taste in music was celebrated by one by all (well, me and Bry mostly). Also, as luck would have it they were coming to Cardiff in Dec and better than that tickets were £9. Bloody marvellous!<br />
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The concert was on Monday 19th December at the Glee Club and my God was it good. Put quite simply, this was one of the best gigs I've ever been to.<br />
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The BEST concert I've ever been to was Prince. An absolutely mind blowing performance from one of the greatest (irregardless of whether you love or loathe him) musicians in the world. Stiff competition for a band from LA that's been together for less than 2 years. In all honesty though, they're not too far behind!<br />
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The lead singer Ty Taylor has a voice that simply makes you want to lick everything in the room. Note perfect and smoother than a cashmere codpiece he damn near hypnotises you. Nalle Colt on guitars is a marvel. There's a guitar solo towards the end of 'Run Outta You' that makes you want to drop to your knees ( in prayer people, in prayer). Richard Danielson on drums and Rick Barrio Dill on Bass are also just incredible. <br />
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Thanks to the drunken dancing of one of our little party of 5 (I'm too nice to mention names) we managed to secure a surprisingly large dance floor for such a small venue and took full advantage of it. In fact I danced so hard I couldn't actually bend my knees for a full 24hours after. Physical injury, a sign of a good concert if ever there was one.<br />
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I always feel it's a great privilege to see great talent on the way up. I have no doubt that Vintage Trouble are going to become huge. Next time we get to see them in Cardiff I expect the band (and venue), will be much bigger.<br />
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A friend who had already seen the band said to me "I thought they were great musicians with great stage presence, but I
didn't think that their songs are as good as the ones in their record
collections". A rather smart and funny comment I thought and yes, I can see there's some truth to it. The band have some very clear influences and with those in mind, some bloody big shoes to fill. Give them a few years though. I've no doubt they'll get there. I for one shall be watching them very closely.<br />
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Now as to the second quality i've inherited from my dad. I'll let you decide.<br />
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I leave you now with Vintage Trouble on Jools Holland. Enjoy! <br />
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*** Not TwitterElainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-48086985674618633922011-10-28T17:36:00.000+01:002011-10-28T17:37:33.966+01:00From Scientific Appeal to Scientific Apparel<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">Well, it seems I'm not so strange after all. Further to my post on <a href="http://lanyb.blogspot.com/2011/03/scientific-appeal.html">sexy science</a>, I now give you 'exhibit A' ladies and gentlemen: </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">This t-shirt made me laugh so much I actually stopped breathing momentarily. Don't worry though, I'm fine (physically, if not mentally).</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;"> Despite it's entertainment value, I won't be buying it. Partly because I would struggle to fit a single boob into it but also, and more importantly, because I'm not sure I want to declare this particular love to the streets of Cardiff just yet. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">This was chased down by my Mum in my hometown of Carrickfergus. Possibly the best bread delivery van in the world.</span>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-50804958291582710372011-09-06T16:14:00.008+01:002011-09-06T16:36:34.516+01:00Ophelia Nightly is Back<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">It's time for the gloves and hats to resurface. Yes, h</span><span style="font-size: medium;">oorah & hazah burlesque is back baby.</span><br />
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<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q-g1b7ZPft8/TmY9L04CNJI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/10tPGQuUbM8/s1600/cabaret.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q-g1b7ZPft8/TmY9L04CNJI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/10tPGQuUbM8/s320/cabaret.jpg" width="211" /></a><span style="font-size: medium;"> From next week i'm back in my utterly fabulous burlesque class and shall be shimmying & shaking all the way. Not only is it back but it's moved pretty darn close to my house so no more wandering the streets looking like a cast off from Fame. </span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">I'm sure to have lots of fun and humiliating exploits to report back on. And hey, any girls out there wanting to join me on my follies adventure just let me know. Group humiliation is the only kind worth doing after all. </span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">You can read about my ongoing burlesque incidents in my previous posts, <a href="http://lanyb.blogspot.com/2010/03/von-teese-me.html">Von Teese Me</a> and<a href="http://lanyb.blogspot.com/2010/03/von-teese-me.html">The Continued Misadventures of Lany B D'Lamour</a>. </span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">In honour of such a fabulous thing I shall be spending my evening watching Cabaret and trying not to fall off my chair while copying <a href="http://youtu.be/qbEeRL94ziI">the Mein Herr routine</a>. You have been warned. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Oh and if you'd like to know how Ophelia Nightly came about you can always read, <a href="http://lanyb.blogspot.com/2010/06/please-allow-me-to-introduce-myself.html">Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself</a>.</span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
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The pervert in me aside, I've actually found the show very very amusing. I don't know if all the Big Brothers have been like this but the show has turned out to be a goldmine of quips and phrases. Personal favourites so far include. <br />
<blockquote><i>"I had them done because I wanted them to look natural" - </i>Amy Childs in reference to why she had her boob job</blockquote><blockquote><i>"That's a bollocks of a body you have there" -</i> Paddy </blockquote><blockquote><i>"It's not about what car you have. It's about how much money you've got" - </i>Kerry (jokingly) to Lucien on love and relationships</blockquote>So far though, the ultimate phrase is courtesy of Ms Katona. She wins my unending respect for the following classic: <br />
<blockquote><i>"I was shaking like a shitting dog" - </i>Kerry Katona. </blockquote>Well done Kerry, I shall be slipping this into conversations from now on. Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-91046115933902095522011-08-18T10:59:00.002+01:002011-09-12T09:34:55.384+01:00Disco InfernoWell last week my hubby and I (and a couple of eager friends) went to Clwb Ifor Bach for our first Silent Disco. A fabulous night of manic dancing, name that tune and mime was had by all.<br />
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I'll be honest, it was little weird initially. Walking into a quiet, crowded room of people pulling some (quite frightening) moves on the dance floor is quite a spectacle! Fun but weird. Anyway it didn't take long to get into the groove and soon we were all up making arses of ourselves like the rest of them.<br />
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The only thing wrong was the heat. Clubs generally, are sweltering places. I understand that. This however, was in a world of it's own! I don't know whether it's down to all extra electronics required for the 'silent disco' or what but the heat was unreal.<br />
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Sweat was literally puddling on the floors and tables by the time we called a halt to the evenings frivolities. When we oozed down the stairs and out to the fresh air we realised everyone had been suffering the same. Little groups of people where standing outside sucking in great wafts of air. No one looked in disgust at our soaked clothes and dripping faces as they all looked as bad as we did.<br />
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All in all though it was a tremendous night. We'll definitely be going back. This time however we'll be prepared for the heat. I wonder if it will show my age if I bring one of those little battery powered fans?! Hmm. Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-49544579062398747332011-07-18T16:21:00.000+01:002011-07-18T16:21:54.624+01:00Weaslaphobia Part 2<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">I've discussed on here before just how much I loathe getting my haircut (you can read that post <a href="http://lanyb.blogspot.com/2010/07/weaslaphobia.html">here</a>). Well it seems I'm not alone, as this little rant from David Mitchell proves. </span></div><br />
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Created by the people behind South Park and the guy behind the absolutely hysterical Avenue Q, you can imagine what kind of show this is.<br />
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The plot is simple. Two missionaries (you know, the young, good looking American kids that knock on your door at tea time and try to tell you about Jesus) get sent to a village in Uganda in the hopes that they can convert the rather jaded population to The Church of Jesus Chris of Latter Day Saints. The villagers they encounter are cynical to say the least. They have some very real & scary issues not to mention a warlord to contend with. They feel God has turned His back on them and so they have forsaken Him. <br />
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So how do two young Mormons go about converting these people? Well one of them decides he can do a lot more good in Orlando and the other decides to simply make stuff up. In order to get the people to listen he makes the book a lot more relevant to his audience (adding elements of Star Trek & Lord of the Rings while he's at it). The moral implications of these scriptural changes are neatly debated in the song 'You're Making Things Up Again'. <br />
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When the villagers come to see that this religion speaks to their problems, they start to come round and eventually convert. There's a fantastically funny track at this point called 'Baptise Me' which plays like a love song and contains the rather unsubtle (yet very funny) lines “I've been dowsed by the Heavenly Father” and “I'm wet with salvation”. <br />
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My favourite lines in the whole show however are the following:<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote>“I'm gonna take you back to biblical times, 1823”<br />
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“I believe that in 1978 God changed His mind about black people”</blockquote></div><br />
One of the best songs in the whole show is called “Turn It Off”. This is a dangerously catchy little number about how to keep those awkward homosexual feelings at bay. Word of advice though, never ever listen to it on a bus. I laughed out loud for 5 minutes straight.<br />
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With the creatives in mind it would be easy to dismiss this show out of hand as offensive and blasphemous but that's simply unfair. Yes, it's shocking and does point out some of the more peculiar aspects of the religion but the overall feeling of the show is one of affection. Despite the atheist beliefs of practically everyone involved in the show, there's a heart-warming feeling about it and ultimately it says that there is a place for faith, even in the most awful of circumstances. <br />
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If you're open minded (and a fan of musicals) I can not recommend this enough. Some of the subject matter is unpalatable to say the least but taken in the spirit it's intended, I don't think you can help but be charmed by this show. <br />
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I have a feeling I'm going to be listening to it for a long time to come. If you've got 5 minutes check out the inspired performance of Andrew Rannells singing 'I Believe' at the Tonys where the show took home 9 awards!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/tggtPHDmrR8?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-49608234019034031962011-06-24T15:38:00.002+01:002011-06-24T15:48:38.359+01:00Jesus Said "Let the Children Come to Me"<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Well if this old Irish schoolbook is anything to go by, it appears God is a bit more selective:</span></span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MCd5Ke9MsJM/TgShBA_P8lI/AAAAAAAAAPM/vcXL_4-llI8/s1600/baby.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MCd5Ke9MsJM/TgShBA_P8lI/AAAAAAAAAPM/vcXL_4-llI8/s400/baby.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"> </span></span>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-56855962925423276282011-06-13T15:09:00.007+01:002011-06-13T15:39:04.732+01:00For the Enthusiast in Your Life<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><div class="" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FXxpbDafGSE/TfYWlboD16I/AAAAAAAAAPE/ai_gLoY0a4Q/s1600/cat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FXxpbDafGSE/TfYWlboD16I/AAAAAAAAAPE/ai_gLoY0a4Q/s200/cat.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="font-size: medium;">I came across this book the other day and couldn't really believe my eyes. </span><span style="font-size: medium;"> Now I'm sorry, but surely there's something a little bit wrong with you if you buy a cookbook for your cats? I can barely be bothered cooking for my husband and I, yet alone a pet! I imagine though that if you are the kind of person to buy this then the probability is you have no one else to look after! Like this poor girl in her <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ1kN53ukvE">disastrous dating video perhaps</a>?</span></div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
The main reason for this post however is that this little book, strange as it is, reminded me of another classic I came across a couple of years ago. If you think that anyone cooking for their pets is a little unusual what kind of person do you think owns a copy of this:</span></div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br />
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Yes. It is indeed a make your own sex toys book. To get a full appreciation of this book please please have a <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Make-Your-Own-Toys-Yourself/dp/1905102941/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_3#reader_1905102941">'look inside'</a>. <br />
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My particular favourite is the knitted gimp mask. Why fork out for costly and uncomfortable PVC when you can create your own gimp mask from wool? And honestly, What could be more versatile than the 'cat of as many tales as you want'?<br />
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I'm guessing the author of this book had his tongue firmly in cheek, no pun intended, while writing this, as had <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/1905102941/ref=rdr_ext_cr_cm_cr_acr_img?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1">some of the reviewers for the product</a>. We can laugh but remember people, as the book says:</span></div><blockquote style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;">"...it's not just for loners. Making your own can help put the magic back into even the most jaded relationships"</span></blockquote>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-16662988621203319332011-06-09T15:18:00.007+01:002011-06-09T15:38:37.583+01:00The Boys Are Back In Town<div style="text-align: left;">
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS,sans-serif;">Joy
of joys, last night the new series of Supernatural began. In case
you happen to have missed this gem of a show, Supernatural is about
two seriously beautiful brothers, Sam & Dean, who go around
saving the world from supernatural, mythical and religious beings.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS,sans-serif;">Last
season for instance, they took on the devil. Not without consequence
I might add. Poor Sam got inhabited by the spirit of Lucifer and
alas, got turned into a ferociously camp version of the man from Del
Monte. Then, when he finally regained his sense of style and
heterosexuality he got trapped in hell!!! That has to make you feel
better about your working day surely?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS,sans-serif;">So
this series is mega exciting. From the trailer it seems Sam has escaped from hell and is now some sort of uber buff blood drinking
womaniser. YES! That sounds all kinds of good to me. </span>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS,sans-serif;">Now let’s not forget the other brother. I call him ‘consistently
hot Dean’. Dean’s been to hell once before you see (and heaven
in fact) but has remained gorgeous and quipping at all times, thank
goodness. </span>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS,sans-serif;">Ok,
so this isn't particularly challenging stuff, but
it’s fun, good looking and quite scary at times. There's also a lot of Christian mythology in later seasons which make for some very interesting viewing and of course we have ever impending Armageddon. Hurrah!
It’s the ultimate TV show. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS,sans-serif;">With
last night’s episode safely recorded on Sky + I shall be settling
down this evening to a little bit of the Supernatural boys thank you very
much! I’m sure I’ll be reporting back.</span></div>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-24351974498461736552011-06-08T15:56:00.002+01:002011-06-08T18:11:06.656+01:00Run Forrest Run<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;">Well this week I’ve finally got off my rather ample
arse and started doing “Couch to 5K”. In case you don’t know, this is a scheme to get people up and running. The idea is a simple one. It’s
a ten week programme and you are supposed to run 3 times a week with various
intervals of walking and running which increases week on week. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;"> </span>
<span style="font-size: small;"><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /></span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;">Week 1 for example looks very easy on paper.
You do an initial 5 minute warm-up walk, run for a minute, then walk for a
minute & half. This then repeats for 25 minutes. That seems quite
straightforward to me.</span> <span style="font-size: medium;"></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /></span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;">Full of
motivation my hubby and I decided this was the week we were going to do it. The
alarm was set for 06.30 on Monday for us to get our run done before work.
Simples yes?</span> <span style="font-size: medium;"></span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /></span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;">Oh dear God how wrong I
was. Running it transpires, is just plain horrible. Seriously, it’s evil. I
thought I was going to die, throw up or do both at the same time. That’s not to
mention my poor poor feet. It really is not for me. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;" /></span><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;">Unfortunately in these austere times, running is in fact about the
only form of exercise I can afford to do. I love playing squash, tennis and
adore swimming but it’s not cheap to do these things, especially 3 times a
weeks. So unfortunately it seems me and the bloodied stumps that were my feet
are stuck with it for now. I’ll give it another week or two. To be fair, it can
only improve.</span>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-53222515826041337112011-06-01T17:00:00.001+01:002011-06-01T17:04:54.245+01:00Rain Rain Go Away<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">
Nothing makes me long for good old Ireland than a completely fantastic billboard campaign:</div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">I unashamedly pinched this from </span><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><a href="http://twitter.com/#%21/KevinLehane">Kevin Lehane</a> on Twitter.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;">I am sick of walking
around Cardiff and seeing these pristine people with their immaculate
hair. I mean how do they do it? I wash and straighten my hair every
single day yet I guarantee you by lunchtime I look like I’ve been
caught in a hurricane. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">After careful
consideration I’ve decided it’s my genes at fault. I’m cursed
with Irish hair which needs to be free and flowing. It’s the kind
of hair that refuses to be tamed no matter what I do with it.
Clearly I was born to be a little wild.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Still, I dream of a day
when I step out of the house looking groomed. Is it really too much
to ask? </span>
</div>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-30678783872536648602011-05-12T11:48:00.000+01:002011-05-13T21:25:12.868+01:00Let's Go To The Movies<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;">I love films but it seems in the last year I haven't been able to see that many.
However, thanks to a lovely free trial of online DVD rental I'm finally getting
to catch up and i've seen some crackers. I thought I'd do some quick reviews of
the ones I can remember! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>The Social Network:</b> Computer geek brings about
the demise of the productive workday.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>Positvies: </b>Superbly acted and strangely
watchable.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>Negatives:</b> None of the people involved are
particularly likeable</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>Inception:</b> Lucid dreaming with guns and a big budget.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>Positives:</b> Not nearly as complicated as people said. Interesting,
ambiguous ending. Joseph Gordon Levitt is HOT in this
movie!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>Negatives (sort of):</b> First 10 minutes play almost exactly like Justin
Timberlake's Sexy Back video which meant I spent most of the movie dreaming of
Justin Timberlake in sexy back video (apart from of course when I was dreaming
of Joseph Gordon Levitt).</span></div>
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become more popular<br /><b> </b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>Positives:</b> Stanley Tucci , Stanley Tucci, Stanley Tucci!
Actually a lot smarter than it first appears and very very funny in parts.
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>Negatives:</b> You know I can't really think of any. It did exactly what it should have for a movie like this.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><b>Shutter Island:</b> US
Marshall sent to Alcatraz style prison asylum to find escapee
prisoner.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><br /><b>Positives:</b> Creepy without being scary and interesting 'reveal'. </span></div>
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movie was remarkably enjoyable. A lot funnier than expected. The character of
Clare is a lot more likable in the film than the book. </span></div>
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years. Made me laugh out loud on many many occasions. Not that soppy and
surprisingly up-beat. LOVED IT! </span></div>
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quite a lot actually. Is really just a homage to 80's movies. </span></div>
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in the dance world by singing. Also some nonsense about selling
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distracting. Contains about as much legitimate burlesque as a Pussycat Dolls
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<span style="font-family: Trebuchet MS;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: purple;">*</span></span> I never thought I would ever quote Avril Lavigne lyrics in public!</span></div>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-54205847255333022562011-05-09T18:29:00.001+01:002011-05-09T18:30:27.919+01:00A New Blog for Bookworms<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">Books these days seem to be covered in spiel. Things such as "This book will change your life' or "I couldn't put it down" decorate almost all the books you see. For the most part however, these little blurbs are far from the reality. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Sick of the hyperbole my bookgroup has set up '<a href="http://riotousoilpainting.blogspot.com/">A Riotous Oil-Painting</a>'. A blog dedicated to giving you the lowdown on what the reviewer really should have said. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">So if you like books (or simply hate reviewers) and have ever been lured into purchasing by the promise of "A riotous oil-painting of senility, lust and greed", only to find a faded watercolour then </span><span style="font-size: medium;">mosey on over to the <a href="http://riotousoilpainting.blogspot.com/">blog</a>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">It's very much a work in progress at the moment so bear with us!</span></div>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1547331339611595151.post-40369350341757287142011-05-09T17:29:00.003+01:002011-05-09T17:31:27.894+01:00Lazy, Moi?<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">Oh my I've been a bit slack haven't I? I would
love to be able to say that I've been far too busy to attempt to put a blog post
together but alas that's just not true. In fact apart from some manic
decorating and a few rather drunken nights out it's been a relatively quiet few
weeks and that's the problem. </span> <span style="font-size: medium;"> </span></div>
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less I have going on the less I feel like doing. Currently I'm only working
part time and my goodness have I got lazy. The days I'm not working start of
well enough. I'm full of bounce and vigour and have wild plans of what I'm
going to accomplish during the day. Unfortunately by about 10am I've lost my
enthusiasm and the sofa is far more appealing. It has only been a few weeks but
still, it's not good. </span><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Unfortunately
my lazy spell has filtered through to the blog as well. </span> </div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">This week however I plan on changing it all. I'm going
to ban myself from the sofa during my days off and get some bloody work done.
Including, I hope, some blogging! (They might be quite short posts though if
I'm not allowed to sit on the sofa to type)</span> <span style="font-size: medium;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: medium;">Wish me luck! </span></div>Elainehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17014275903709929268noreply@blogger.com1