Well you'll never guess what? I'm actually going on holiday. Ok it may only be 2 days in a cottage in the Brecon Beacons but hey, it's a bloody holiday and one that is long overdue.
In case you are wondering why I'm so excited about 2 days away, I have to put it in context. Apart from long weekends to see my family I haven't had an actual holiday in over 6 years. Yes that's right . . . SIX YEARS. Even then that last holiday was with my Hubby (then boyfriend), Mum, Dad, Sister, soon to be brother in law, Granny, Aunt & Cousin. Now as much as I enjoyed myself and love my family that is not exactly a relaxing romantic retreat.
This time my husband and I are going away with friends. So while the romantic retreat idea is off the cards at least there will be wine, food and good company. I am going to be one happy camper. Well it might be more accurate to say I am going to be one happy, muddy camper. You see I'm having a bit of an outdoor dilemma. It appears that as a *cough* curvaceous *cough* lady I'm not supposed to wear wellington boots.
While the world is currently awash with funky wellies, wedge wellies, sexy lace up wellies and God knows what else, I can't seem to get a single pair that fit my calves! My problem is simple. I have fat legs. Not freakishly large but certainly dainty calves is not something that my family suffers from so finding wellies is proving impossible. Surely I'm not the only person in the world to have this problem? Others must suffer too? I feel let down by the Outdoor shopping world. How am I supposed to get active and venture forth if I can't get the footwear to do so?
The truth of the matter is wellies are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to activity based clothing. How are fat people meant to lose weight if we can't get the correct exercise clothing. I still have nightmarish recollections of trying to find a sports bra to fit my rather ample bosom. Many shops and £40 later I did manage to find one that wouldn't look out of place on Mrs Doubtfire. Swimsuits cause a similar problem. While I can walk into almost any high street shop and find a swimsuit to suit my body, the second my boobs enter the equation, you can forget it! If I want a swimming costume that will stay on my boobs (which oddly enough, I do) then I have to go to the Bravissimo's and Leia's of the world and give £50 to a manufacturer who has caught on to the fact that women have breasts. It's shocking how many retailers seem to have forgotten that fact.
Back to wellies though. I've decided that if they don't make boots to fit me then I'm going to have to do it myself. I am going to buy the cutest pair I can find and cut them down to ankle wellies. A stylish choice I think. Who wants to wear big rubber boots anyway? I know I'll be happy frolicking around in my rubber booties. Besides I don't think I can face the humiliation of trying on any more pairs!
In case you are wondering why I'm so excited about 2 days away, I have to put it in context. Apart from long weekends to see my family I haven't had an actual holiday in over 6 years. Yes that's right . . . SIX YEARS. Even then that last holiday was with my Hubby (then boyfriend), Mum, Dad, Sister, soon to be brother in law, Granny, Aunt & Cousin. Now as much as I enjoyed myself and love my family that is not exactly a relaxing romantic retreat.
This time my husband and I are going away with friends. So while the romantic retreat idea is off the cards at least there will be wine, food and good company. I am going to be one happy camper. Well it might be more accurate to say I am going to be one happy, muddy camper. You see I'm having a bit of an outdoor dilemma. It appears that as a *cough* curvaceous *cough* lady I'm not supposed to wear wellington boots.
While the world is currently awash with funky wellies, wedge wellies, sexy lace up wellies and God knows what else, I can't seem to get a single pair that fit my calves! My problem is simple. I have fat legs. Not freakishly large but certainly dainty calves is not something that my family suffers from so finding wellies is proving impossible. Surely I'm not the only person in the world to have this problem? Others must suffer too? I feel let down by the Outdoor shopping world. How am I supposed to get active and venture forth if I can't get the footwear to do so?
The truth of the matter is wellies are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to activity based clothing. How are fat people meant to lose weight if we can't get the correct exercise clothing. I still have nightmarish recollections of trying to find a sports bra to fit my rather ample bosom. Many shops and £40 later I did manage to find one that wouldn't look out of place on Mrs Doubtfire. Swimsuits cause a similar problem. While I can walk into almost any high street shop and find a swimsuit to suit my body, the second my boobs enter the equation, you can forget it! If I want a swimming costume that will stay on my boobs (which oddly enough, I do) then I have to go to the Bravissimo's and Leia's of the world and give £50 to a manufacturer who has caught on to the fact that women have breasts. It's shocking how many retailers seem to have forgotten that fact.
Back to wellies though. I've decided that if they don't make boots to fit me then I'm going to have to do it myself. I am going to buy the cutest pair I can find and cut them down to ankle wellies. A stylish choice I think. Who wants to wear big rubber boots anyway? I know I'll be happy frolicking around in my rubber booties. Besides I don't think I can face the humiliation of trying on any more pairs!
Look out people, rubber booties will be all the rage next year. You heard it here first! In the meantime get a look at these . . . .
Rubber jelly shoes with a heel. Really? What occasion could ever warrant these monstrosities. I'm at a loss!
Look out for the WedgeWelly Curve range which we will be launching in September.
ReplyDeleteThese boots have been carefully crafted for a wider foot, ankle and calf fitting.
Who says size doesn't matter.
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