As I currently have a very sore throat, I thought I would explain my lack of posts through the art of dingbats.
Which basically means:
“Do you think if you ran fast enough you could make it to the other side?”
After a moments reflection the unanimous response was “NO!”
Undeterred she continued, “No, but I mean if you ran really really fast?”
My husband replied “You know in the Bible when Jesus walks on water? I don’t think they meant us to interpret that as ‘he was a really good athlete’”
"Disabled? Talented? It’s a win-win."Umm i'm not sure they've quite gotten the hang of this equal opportunities malarky!
'Trinkets tampons will make you feel good about your period. Period!'
'Every day should be special . . . spoil yourself'